Our family needs a little levity right now, soooo:
Seven things I didn’t know about parenting a
male toddler:
7. Working hard to
keep his language skills on track would result in a two-year-old who talks, at
boy volume, all. the. time.
6. Baby-proofing
would include every surface in the house, no matter how high, because any item he
can stand on would serve in his quest to reach that empty milk carton in the
middle of the kitchen island.
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| Yes, he is balancing on one foot, and yes, he moved the full bottle across the room. |
5. My girls’ beloved
Pooh Bear, kept in pristine condition for almost nine years, would eat yogurt.
4. You must take what
you think would be a normal food serving for a two-year-old and multiply it
by…boy.
3. After venturing
forth into the toy car it would take less than 30 minutes to go
from that first tentative push forward with his feet to doing high-speed donuts
on the patio.
2. He would work for
high-fives.
1. It would take me
all day long to get absolutely nothing done! But I love every minute :)
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